Norwood Hotel, Tulse Hill
It looks pretty grim from the outside, but the Norwood Hotel is smarter than you'd expect within. It's furnished in the traditional carpet and wooden rails style, and has a decent pool table at the back. Guinness is just 1.50 at the weekend, and is the pick of an uninspired range of beers. Friday night is karaoke night, and if you just can't help believin', an Elvis impersonator appears on Saturday evenings.
3 Knights Hill, Tulse Hill, London, SE27 0HS
020 8766 0351
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