O'Reilly's, Kentish Town

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FAP Rating 2 - Click for an explanation of our ratings
As times - and pub trends - have changed in Kentish Town, O'Reilly's has remained a steadfast Irish boozer. Particularly with its stripped out décor, it's still the early 90s here and the Celtic Tiger is in mid-roar, so plenty of photos of Irish heroes of that age (eg Sinead O'Connor) but none of anyone who's come to prominence since (eg er... Westlife). Not too long ago there were plenty of pubs like this one on Kentish Town Road - not any more. Judging from our most recent visit though, there are still plenty of takers for the mixture of Guinness and Sky Sports on offer here.
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10 Jul 2013
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Went in there today and due to the cricket Ralph is wearing a box. This is because apparently she sorry he has tender red balls. Please aks why he wears all of that rouge? Lucky i didnt have a fourth pint or i would of kicked his Elton John loving backside from here to hell.
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10 Jul 2013
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As the cricket was on Ralph was wearing a white basque and stickings. He said that his bulls were red due to the hammering his boyfriend gave him the night before.; At this point i was sick as i really didnt wanna know about his winkle and bottom were hammered the night before by Marc Almond
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14 Jun 2013
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Ummm excuse me i am first in line as when i was a choir boy he told me to sing higher. Then he held my dick between his teeth stating that he is only doing this as a favour. I( reported him to the locsal church who along wioth Leslie Crowther were nhot welcomed with open arms and in Ralph's case an open bottom hole
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14 Jun 2013
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i second that - lets kick the weirdo in - me first please
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14 Jun 2013
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Strangely enough i went into this pub today at lunchtime - this was in main due to the fact that afetr hearing about Ralph i wanted to know what she looked like. I am so glad i didnt pay for a nosh off as he didnt even swallow and he gagged. Waster of space and money - i vote to kill him
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14 Jun 2013
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As you will see Ralph is shown below - he is under the impression bless him that some man will marry him - trust me after seeing his wizard sleeve areshole he really aint no lady
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07 Jun 2013
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you can tell by the way that Ralph uses his walk - he's a mans man - no time to talk - at lunchtime Ralph got out his karoke machine and started singing "I will survive". All of the pub were in agreement - hopefully he gets cancer of his bottom hole and dies painfully
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07 Jun 2013
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I too was in the pub and lunchtime and She sorry him was in a mini skirt and a man tube - his man top half sickened me - hairy boobs. She really needs to shave before i kick his fat bottom onto the street - actually im going to do him - up the botoom
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07 Jun 2013
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Went into the pub this lunch time - Ralph has now changed tack - he actually wears a skirt thinking he looks like a woman - his adams apple gives it away - and his hairy toes in the girly sandals she wears - sorry that he wears
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24 May 2013
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lets club together and buy her a one way ticket to Portgual - apparently she likes it their as her pussy smells like sardines and they eat sardines by the bucketful there
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24 May 2013
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actually we all hate him
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24 May 2013
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and i hate him
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24 May 2013
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and he never comes
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24 May 2013
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Ralph has a small prick
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24 May 2013
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Ralph has herpes of his mouth and buthole - i want to smash his backdoor in
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24 May 2013
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By the way - Ralph tucks his small man tube between his fat legs luring you into a false sense of security - when she opens her legs the small man tube falls out but by then he was noshing me off so couldnt be bothered to smash his face in
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24 May 2013
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Just a quick comment - just had a quick straw poll - and everyone hates Raplh - he is a cock
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24 May 2013
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when Ralph bent over for me to take her, his bumhole was full of sweetcorn - he obviously hasnt had a good crap for a long time - be warned
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24 May 2013
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Ive just Ralph hanging by the toilets and she has gone all posh - apparently she now charges to swallow - what a tosser
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24 May 2013
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I met Ralph who was dressed a as a lady in the toilets and the bitch doesnt swallow - he has changed
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17 May 2013
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i disliked the way Ralph lured you into the toilets with his fake Irish accent - he is definitely a limp wristed weirdo
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17 May 2013
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I found Ralph's butt hole to be as baggy as a wizard's sleeve - christ knows what has been up him but it us certianly serious shit
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17 May 2013
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When i went in Ralph was hanging around the pool table - knew it was him due to the gimp mask and also the fact that he was attempting to swallow a pool cue - this time it was for the price of a Martini
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17 May 2013
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I disagree - Ralph didnt swallow when i went to the toilets - he even virtually chucked - think its to do with my length and girth the gagging weirdo
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17 May 2013
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I loved it when he licked my butt all for the price of a Baileys
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17 May 2013
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Ralph is the guy in cubicle one with the leather mask and pants by the way
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17 May 2013
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i will turd that - Ralph tickled my bum hole whilst sucking me off
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17 May 2013
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I will second the review by Ralph - he even swallows for a bottle of Babycham
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17 May 2013
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I loved how i was greeted in the pub - the man behind the bar touched my bottom and touched my privates - at this point i came in my shorts and walked out without buying a pint - to be recommended - i have shot my load in the pub several times especially in the toilets where a guy called Ralph hangs about and sucks you off for the prioe of a bottle of Babycham the complete lovely man
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25 Mar 2011
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Happy to endorse Zakb's comment, a nice very basic pub. I didn't spot any actors there, but the pretty barmaid had a beautiful smile. Why can't all barstaff follow suit?

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59 Kentish Town Road, Kentish Town, London, NW5 2JS
020 7485 2802
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